I know” said sadistic Mr Porter Creative Director , Ben Palmer. “Let’s make a Christmas film promoting Mr Porter.”

“Um, no,” said I. “Christmas is in three weeks. With thanksgiving next week. There’s no time to cast one of the funniest men of the year, let alone produce the thing.”

“Do it anyway,” said evil Ben

This is the finished masterpiece by Danny Sangra

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